Whatever Doesn’t Kill You…
…probably still hurts like the dickens.
-Demonax
Whatever Doesn’t Kill You…
November 9th, 2007In the Land of "Expelliarmus"…
November 6th, 2007In the Land of “Expelliarmus”…
…the wand with a wrist strap is the wand of the King.
-Demonax
Bring the War Home
September 27th, 2007Bring the War Home
It’s been too far away too long.
-Demonax
I Keep Waiting for a Democratic Leader
September 11th, 2007I Keep Waiting for a Democratic Leader
And waiting.
And waiting…
-Demonax
Too Much Information — Stop Now
August 21st, 2007Too Much Information — Stop Now
Odds are every book you’ve checked out of the library has been taken to the crapper by previous borrowers.
Maybe they washed their hands?
-Demonax
Movies About the Future…
July 27th, 2007Movies About the Future…
…are more representative of the time they are made than almost any other type of film.
-Demonax
And the Story Ends. Finally.
July 24th, 2007And the Story Ends. Finally.
Harry Potter and the Long Overdue Ending finally takes it place on bookshelfs across the world beside its fellows.
-Demonax
Lessons from the Parable of the Prodigal Son
July 16th, 2007Lessons from the Parable of the Prodigal Son
1. Live it up. Dad’ll bail you out.
2. Parents will always forgive their children and welcome them home. No matter how stupid the children are.
3. Your siblings, however, will never forgive you.
4. Rich people suck at raising children. This guy had one of his boys run off and blast through half his fortune in less than a year, coming back a bum and a beggar. And the other son is a self-righteous prick.
-Demonax
Flavored Water isn’t Water
July 10th, 2007Flavored Water isn’t Water
It’s Kool-aid.
-Demonax
Important Equipment Should be Checked Daily
June 20th, 2007Important Equipment Should be Checked Daily
Every man (and every boy over the age of … oh … 12) knows this.
-Demonax