Archive for July, 2007

Movies About the Future…

Friday, July 27th, 2007
Movies About the Future…
 
…are more representative of the time they are made than almost any other type of film.
 
-Demonax

And the Story Ends. Finally.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
And the Story Ends. Finally.
 
Harry Potter and the Long Overdue Ending finally takes it place on bookshelfs across the world beside its fellows.
 
-Demonax

Lessons from the Parable of the Prodigal Son

Monday, July 16th, 2007
Lessons from the Parable of the Prodigal Son
 
1. Live it up. Dad’ll bail you out.
 
2. Parents will always forgive their children and welcome them home. No matter how stupid the children are.
 
3. Your siblings, however, will never forgive you.
 
4. Rich people suck at raising children. This guy had one of his boys run off and blast through half his fortune in less than a year, coming back a bum and a beggar. And the other son is a self-righteous prick.
 
-Demonax

Flavored Water isn’t Water

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007
Flavored Water isn’t Water
 
It’s Kool-aid.
 
-Demonax