Lessons from the Parable of the Prodigal Son
1. Live it up. Dad’ll bail you out.
2. Parents will always forgive their children and welcome them home. No matter how stupid the children are.
3. Your siblings, however, will never forgive you.
4. Rich people suck at raising children. This guy had one of his boys run off and blast through half his fortune in less than a year, coming back a bum and a beggar. And the other son is a self-righteous prick.
-Demonax