Archive for April, 2006

Inciting to Riot is Easy

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Inciting to Riot is Easy

It’s inciting to success and happiness that’s hard.

-Demonax

It’s Not a Compromise

Friday, April 7th, 2006

It’s Not a Compromise

The “universal” health plan concocted by Massachusetts isn’t a bipartisan compromise. It’s a subsidy to health insurance companies, funded by direct citizen contributions.

This ain’t progress.

-Demonax

"Smiley Face Eyes"

Thursday, April 6th, 2006

“Smiley Face Eyes”

You might know them better as the colon ( : ) and the semi-colon ( ; ).

-Demonax

Optimists Dream

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Optimists Dream

Pessimists brood.

-Demonax

Everyone is Self-Centered

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Everyone is Self-Centered

What varies is how they express it.

-Demonax

How to Appear to be a Better Photographer

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006

How to Appear to be a Better Photographer

Throw away the crappy pictures. Keep only the good ones. Show people only the best of the remainder.

Please.

Dear gawd, people. Please.

-Demonax

Happy Be a Jerk Day

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

Happy Be a Jerk Day

No, really. Enjoy it.

-Demonax