Archive for February, 2006

Every Generation…

Monday, February 27th, 2006

Every Generation…

  • … thinks it invented sex.
  • … considers itself to have begun “the revolution”.
  • … believes it exemplifies the pinnacle of human culture.

-Demonax

How to Get Things Done

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

How to Get Things Done

1. Get things started.

2. Work on things.

3. Finish things.

Voila!

#1 is my main tripping point. I like my reputation for finishing things. Sometimes, though, I get so paranoid that I might not be able to finish something that I don’t start. It’s pretty silly, really.

-Demonax

Similar Definitions

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Similar Definitions

“Cult” == what the big congregation calls the little congregation.

“Terrorist Regime” == what the big government now calls the little government.

-Demonax

Does Admitting Your Mistakes Mean the Terrorists Win?

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Does Admitting Your Mistakes Mean the Terrorists Win?

I doubt it.

-Demonax

I Knew I was an Adult…

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

I Knew I was an Adult…

…the first time I got grouchy about snow.

-Demonax

How American Capitalism Works

Friday, February 17th, 2006

How American Capitalism Works

  1. An individual or company creates a new good or service.
  2. This good or service is then sold to enough people at sufficient profit such that the individual or company can…
  3. Petition the government for subsidies and protections (or even onerous regulations and stifling bureaucracy) to make it impossible for someone else to follow in their footsteps.

If “market forces” were as effective in the American economy as they are common in political rhetoric, #3 would be a lot more rare.

-Demonax

Because It’s Worked So Well in the Past

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

Because It’s Worked So Well in the Past

From today’s New York Times:

“The Bush administration proposed to spend $85 million to promote political change inside Iran by subsidizing dissident groups.”

Why does that sound so damn familiar? Oh, yeah, I remember now.

So…does Oliver North get to take the fall for this one too?

-Demonax

Happy February Consumer Holiday!

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Happy February Consumer Holiday!

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Because “love” can only be properly expressed (and the American economy buoyed) by material goods and shiny trinkets.

-Demonax

If You Count a Writer Among Your Friends…

Monday, February 13th, 2006

If You Count a Writer Among Your Friends…

…expect situations from your personal life to show up in print.

It’s inevitable.

The best you can hope for is that the writer will have disguised the particulars. Some.

-Demonax

If You Want a Riot…

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

If You Want a Riot…

…you will need to print your anti-Islamist cartoons now. In about, oh, 2 months, they won’t have any impact. In fact, you might have already missed your window.

Sooner or later, everyone reaches the point where they say, “Ah, the hell with what you think. You’re an idiot.” Once that happens, *poof* they’re a citizen of the modern world.

It’s hard to keep a heartfelt moral outrage going.

-Demonax