Archive for July, 2005

Rules of Legitimate Prophecy #1

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

Rules of Legitimate Prophecy #1

Legitimate prophecy will not include anagrams of any sort.

That goes double for anagrams in a language not spoken by the original prophet.

Triple for languages that use different character sets.

And Why Do I Even Have to Bring it Up Dear God You’re a Moron if the language of translation didn’t even exist at the same time as the prophet.

-Demonax

Obsession for Fun and Profit

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

Obsession for Fun and Profit

There’s not a successful person alive who isn’t obsessive.

Further, it’s unlikely there’s a single person alive, successful or otherwise, who isn’t obsessive about something.

The trick, it seems, is picking the correct obsession.

-Demonax

No Double Dipping

Friday, July 29th, 2005

No Double Dipping

I mean, really. It’s gross.

-Demonax

Normalized Book Enjoyment Factor

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Normalized Book Enjoyment Factor

I decided I needed to normalize the BEF so that shorter books weren’t given shorter shrift. The new formula is:

( (# of pages in the book) / (# of days it takes to finish) ) / (# of pages in the book)

This creates a range of 0.0 to 1.0, which can easily be converted into a 0%-100% ranking. So, the latest Harry Potter has an NBEF of 25, and the book I’m still reading and would love to be done with has an NBEF of 13.

Short books now have the possibility to be overrepresented at the top of the spectrum. So I haven’t really solved the problem of short books. Just moved it around some.

Maybe I should just go back to 0-5 stars. Or I should go back to college and try to do better in my minor (math).

-Demonax

Book Enjoyment Factor

Monday, July 25th, 2005

Book Enjoyment Factor

Today I thought of a new way I could rate books. It’s a simple formula:

(# of pages in the book) / (# of days it takes to finish)

By that simple number, the latest Harry Potter novel rates a 162.5 (650 pages/4 days). Contrast that to the estimated 27.88 (223 pages/8 days) of the book I’m reading now.

Astute readers will recognize the BEF as simply the average number of pages read each day. This is significant, though, because books I enjoy (the story, the writing, the material) I tend to read more often. While those books I don’t enjoy tend to be read only in the Mandatory Reading Periods (during breakfast, on the john, etc.).

-Demonax

What I’m Not

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

What I’m Not

  • I’m not a Democrat. I don’t want more or bigger government.
  • I’m not a Republican. I don’t think corporations need either further tax cuts nor additional protections.
  • I’m not a Christian. My parents don’t make those decisions for me anymore.
  • I’m not a rebel. I’m not trying to overthrow anything.
  • I’m not an activist. So long as you don’t bother me, I’m unlikely to bother you.
  • I’m not a joiner. I like individuals over affiliations.
  • I’m not lazy. I get things done.
  • I’m not a workaholic. Well…not all the time.
  • I’m not a philosopher. I just try to be consistent in what I believe.
  • I’m not a conservative. I think change and progress are good.
  • I’m not a liberal. Except, it seems, when I am.
  • I’m not average. No one is.

-Demonax

Revelations

Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

Revelations

The best part of relying on divine revelation is that you don’t have to explain yourself. “God told me,” will silence most critics.

Except, of course, those who have heard quite differently on the same topic from the same source. As well as those of us who stopped accepting such self-serving rationals long ago. (As a group, the latter skeptics are much easier to get along with, as they are less likely to label you  a heretic and try to burn you at the stake. We just don’t want the “revelated” in any positions of power.)

-Demonax

Ayn Rand, Robert Heinlein, and Sci-Fi/Fantasy Philosophizing

Thursday, July 14th, 2005

Ayn Rand, Robert Heinlein, and Sci-Fi/Fantasy Philosophizing

I had never heard of Ayn Rand until I picked up Atlas Shrugged at a B. Dalton bookstore. The book had been incorrectly shelved [*] in the Sci-Fi/Fantasy. I bought the book because it had an inoffensive cover and because it looked like a packed book that would take me a while to read. I didn’t want some thin, fluffy book that I would finish in a day or two. I wanted a book with some meat on its bones. A friend of mine worked at the store, and she commented on the book, and told me it had been misshelved. She seemed surprise to find out that I had never heard of Ayn Rand.

Atlas Shrugged blew me away. For the next couple years I read anything of Ayn Rand’s I could find: The FountainheadWe the Living, AnthemThe Virtue of Selfishness, and on and on. I still have most of those books around somewhere, actually.

I might’ve qualified as a “Randroid” for a short stretch in there. As is inevitable, though, I outgrew it.

I’m still a big fan of Ayn Rand, both as author and philosopher. She had some very powerful things to say, I think, and usually said them well. Between her writings and those of Nathaniel Branden, I gained the words to describe my own particular viewpoint of the universe. I owe them that much, I’m sure.

Robert Heinlein also had a huge influence on me as I grew up. In hindsight, that’s hardly surprising. I rather outgrew Heinlein too, though more recently. Re-reading his books as an adult has proven to be an eye-opening experience. I still love most of his “young adult” fiction, like Tunnel in the Sky and Starship Troopers. But the books he wrote for the more adult market, like Farnham’s Freehold and To Sail Beyond the Sunset, really turn me off (in some cases, they repulse me). The world view presented in his books now strikes me as naïve and more than a bit self-centered.

Overall, I’m pretty sure I picked up a lot of my underlying philosophies and viewpoints about particular issues from science fiction and fantasy novels. Examples:
  • I’m more than happy to let consenting adults have whatever kind of sex they want, and as often as they want. And I don’t think it should make any difference outside of the bedroom. Discrimination based on a sexual preference is pretty silly.
  • Of course women and men should have equal rights. And so should all races. And creeds.
  • Religion is such a personal matter, the law and government should just stay the hell out of it. Tolerance is the future.
  • A one-world government is inevitable, and not necessarily a bad thing.

To anyone with even a passing knowledge of science fiction (for instance, going no deeper than most Trekkies ever do), these are common themes of the positive future (as opposed to the negative future, which usually stress the polar opposites).

In a nutshell:
  • I believe in a benign universe (though it does seem to have an ironic streak).
  • I don’t believe in (or at least, see no reason to believe in) a god, or a devil. Neither to explain the good/evil in the universe, nor to dictate a moral code.
  • I believe that we are responsible for our own actions.
  • I believe in the “value for value” approach to human interaction.
  • I know that I don’t know, and can’t know, everything.

Most of the rest of my internal philosophy grows out of those. I think. :)

-Demonax

[*] YOMV – your opinion may vary

Xenophon's 4th of July Rant

Tuesday, July 5th, 2005

Aristotle asked, “Is Democratic behavior the behavior which democracies like, or is it the behavior which preserves and benefits democracies.” It is obvious that these two behaviors are not always (indeed not USUALLY) the same. One thing that the French Revolution has taught us (or should have taught us) is that the behaviors which aristocrats like ARE NOT the behaviors that tend to preserve an aristocracy. In like manner the behaviors which democracies like are not the kinds of behaviors that tend to preserve democracies. Democracies inherently dislike men who are “above average”; men who excel; men who are smarter than their peers; men of highly developed abilities. These men are disliked because they ARE superior in ability to the ‘average, regular Joe’. Their inherent differences are seen as a threat by the democracies, because these are exactly the sort of men who are most notably and obviously NOT equal to their peers. One solution which democracies often employ is to suppress these men of ability, to hold them back, to try to “equalize” things by ascribing equal value to accomplishments which are obviously unequal. A scientist who discovers a cure for a rampant and insidious disease and an ignorant bum who manages to get sober long enough to earn the money for another bottle of cheap booze have NOT made equal achievements. Arguments on the “social ownership” of an individual’s private faculties and abilities aside, the man of ability has achieved something of notable value and should not be denied the just rewards of his hard work on the basis that his brother, the bum, would feel “traumatized” by this. Another solution to the “problem of great men” which democracies implement is repression in education. I do not mean this in the sense that they actively seek out children who show promise of ability and implement measures to prevent or reduce their abilities…not actively. What is done instead is to fetter the child of ability to others of lesser ability based on age. In doing so a child who is ready to read Shakespeare is forced to sit quietly throughout the day while his “peers” struggle through ‘See Jane Run’. His gifts are repressed in that they are left to atrophy, and if their decay is not rapid enough (or if by some miracle of fate or home-life the child is able to resist the loss of ability) the educators bring to bear on the child and the parents the concern of his “ability to fit in” with his age group or make note that he seems “anti-social” with his peer-group. Never once do they consider that the child might better fit in, not with his age group, but rather with his ability group…those who have equal abilities to his own. The genius cannot be expected to engage in enjoyable conversation with the moron…what would they (or indeed could they) discuss. Since they grab the children at a very young age, before their cognitive powers are fully formed, it is the educators who try to impress on the pliable young minds that the chief virtue in life is one’s ability to “fit in” and to “get along with others” even at the expense of sacrificing individuality…or more specifically unapproved and unique individuality. As long as the child pursues an individuality like everyone else wants, he is encouraged. If he should demonstrate notable ability above those of his classmates, he is told by the educators (the all powerful and all knowing deities of the classroom) that he must not be proud of his achievements or share his joy in his accomplishments with others, for that might make them “feel bad”. The end result of all of this is that ability is subjugated to popular feeling and, in the end, ability is held down to the level of the lowest common element in society. A society cannot progress if everyone is held down to the lowest levels. If no scientist or leader or businessman has any intellect or ability above the common man, then no “great men” exist…and without great men there can be no great accomplishments. Without great accomplishments a society cannot progress. A man who only treads water cannot be said to be a great swimmer, nor is he likely to win a swimming race. In like manner a society that only holds its current level of development without progressing, cannot be said to be a great society nor is it likely to long survive in the competitive world societal market. Democracies do not want great men, they do not like them…but for a democracy to survive it needs, desperately needs, great men.